Dear People Who Like South Jersey's Music Scene,

South Jersey's music scene blows.

It is possibly the most artificial thing your ears could ever listen to.

Nobody around here is original. 

There is seriously one band who all the 'scene' girls like, but they straight up stole the chorus from Yellowcard's "Only One" in one of their more popular songs. 

How original.

That is why I like my band, Back Seat Riot.

We're not pop punk. We don't play that emo bullshit.

We can honestly say that we are Rock and Roll.

"Rock and Fucking Roll" as Evan Heffron would say.

Anyway, if anyone reads this, and is in the area, and you might wanna listen to good music, go to this show around 7pm to hear my band. And then, leave right after, because nobody deserves to be put through terrible music.

I made this freakin' bad ass poster last night to help promote the show.

Any way, if you go, awesome. If you don't, it's perfectly okay. 

I can understand that times are tough, and you don't have money to spend on a show that will be terrible anyway. If my band weren't in it, I most likely wouldn't go, either.

Love,

Max.