Dear Whoever Finds This Blog (Part 3),

I would just like to take a moment and apologize in advance for any douchebaggery I may cause in the near future.

When you find out that I have hurt your feelings, just please forgive me.

In fact, just forgive me now. Let's speed up this whole process.

Oh, by the way, I have two days (not counting right now) until Wednesday.

I'm really excited for all the fun shenanigans I will get myself into.

Stay posted.

Love,

Max.